10 Ways to Purposely Ruin Your Life

1. Drink lots of vodka, mix it with every other liquor in sight. Then, when you’ve had your fill, call up all your exes and if you’re feeling daring, call your boss, and let them know how you really feel.
2. Get pregnant.
3. Get a degree in psychology.
4. Buy a Kia.
5. Get a boob job in Mexico.
6. Take laxatives and proceed to ride a rollercoaster.
7. Eat Taco Bell and then proceed to ride a rollercoaster.
8. Let someone with Parkinson’s cut your hair.
9. Date a sociopath.
10. Get pregnant.